yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral* 

aiclan:

put on your war paint

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pandalot:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

tvspecial:

true life: i make the best grilled cheese

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

under-radar-mag:

Tame Impala’s bassist, Nick Allbrook, has revealed that he has left the band.

-killerqueen:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

catswithbenefits:

daddog:

catswithbenefits:

are coochies gluten free?

not if they have a yeast infection

catswithbenefits:

hmm